A pet-hating CD said it’ll
Take a lot to be digital
No cat and no dog
I’m just so analogue
Not into banner, nor interstitial
Read MorePoems not on the Underground
Consultant and client assured:
Global ads: we can afford.
They’ve gone, as we feared
And the account’s disappeared.
Thank God we won the award!
A creative leader called Rory
Loved the future more than history
Burned his Dave Starkey texts
Championed choice architects
And is writing a behavioural story
Read MoreA bold young decider called Trevor
Was allergic to sense and endeavour
He led with his chin
Was dependant on spin
And ended up looking unclever
They say you’re a mouse not a man
If you need more time on the plan
Avoid taking offence
Spend more time on the fence
Till you’ve improved on where you began
Read MoreA talented creative called Mitch
Has a life that’s a permanent pitch
Not a moment for fun
And his ads never run
Which is why he’ll never be rich
Read MoreTransforming your wonderful brand
Will cost you nine hundred grand
Just for planning and suits
And creative recruits
(Separate budget for consumer demand)
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